You’ve made a huge mistake….
But since you did, here is a Welcome greeting. On my website. Because I have one of those. If you knew that and are super familiar with me or even got to my facebook via this website or one of it’s tentacles, then awesome.
However, many of you may have sent that request-a-roo on a whim or based on limited information, in which case I ought to inform you of some quick “prolly-should-know”s about myself. This is by no means a complete list of the essentials a person should be aware of about my existence, but just a quickie-3 most mistaken:
1- I’m not religious. Seems I’ll get a bunch of requests from the flock after saying something in defense of a Christian figure or pointing out a flawed argument in some militant atheist or something but you will be woefully disappointed if you thought that meant that i’m a fellow soldier in Christs army.
2- I’m not a homosexual. That’s cool if you are. But just like the Jesus thing, I think a lot of the ghayz add me thinking that something I say in defense of gay stuffs and/or attack on the mindless brainwash induced fear of people who are attracted to the same sex + my impossibly good looks, intelligence and stature and do the appropriate math but come up with the wrong conclusion. Sorry bro’s. I’m super unlikely to trade noodz (though, flatter my ego enough and you never know, right? #awkwardmixedmessage)
3- I’m not that political. I’m not a whiny estrogen drenched loser, so obviously I know that Libertarian (small-government/low tax/minimal regulation/pro-personal-freedoms) policies are the most logical and morally correct, but like most, I inconsistently apply that philosophy to actual policies. Sorry, but most of y’all are too stupid to make decisions for yourselves and when people like me know what is better for you, I’m totally for using the force of government to snap you dumbasses into line. Also: Most of you are dumbasses. Also: I don’t really care about politics. I DO however, have a perma-boner for truth and accuracy. So I will frequently fact-check bad claims, foolish arguments and logical fallacies in the world of politics with a dash of opining via the ideological scope I just outlined, but it’s for this reason and not cuz I’m a partisan or activist on any issue whatsoever (including the ones I support). So if you added me cuz you thought something I said put me in your Liberal-Democrat or Conservative-Republican camp – get ready to be disappointed.
Speaking of disappointment! Now that you know the top 3 quick-mistakes about me – enjoy another stupid video I made in the player at the top of this post. Cuz I make those! Watch it and many others + fawn praise upon them like each one is a work of art that makes Citizen Kane look like any of Nicholas Cages last 4 movies & start this friendship off right!
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