What to do with all these freakin eggs?

I’m house-sitting for another week and there are 5 chickens here that lay 4 eggs every day (theyre all hens so one of those bitches is freeloading and hiding her shit somewhere). I cant eat em as fast as they can drop em – sooooo… what can I do with 2 dozen eggs that doesnt involve that thing women do in the kitchen (kutching? kooking? whatever its called)?

I already gave a dozen to the neighbor we talk to. Maybe i’ll use another dozen to egg the other neighbors house. but then what? THEN. WHAT??