Whats the deal with Stripper Glitter?

Chicks may not realize or care – but that body glitter crap they smear on themselves never comes off us, is generally annoying and adds zero to your hottness level.

So why do they still use it? I say it fulfills a need for a uniform. it fulfills a need to dress up the presentation even though no one in the history of people has ever cared. its a thing chicks do for other chicks or to fill an inadequacy gap in their psyche, like doing their nails. no dude has ever gone to bonertown over a chicks nails, but chicks like them because it broadcasts that theyre high maintenance. body glitter in turn makes them feel like theyre precious jewels – or at least something more flashy and important than just whores from the valley who grew up without a father.

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