I don’t so much remember Sexy ever leaving or being absent, so how can anyone bring it back?
I hate that I have to do this, but I’ll feel like I’m dating this post at the expense of future generations not privy to this phrase. So for you, people of the future: its a Justin Timberlake song that has spawned other people to make the same claim that they too are coaxing sexy to return.
So what’s going on guys?
Did I not notice that sexy had left, because, sexy came to ME perhaps? When people bring it back, are they taking away from MY sexy to re-distribute it among the commoners like some sick sexy Robin Hood? Are you thieving communists deciding by some flipnut leftist process that sexy has been in exile too long and its now all of a sudden YOUR job to bring it back?
Well screw you guys. Sexy and I have been living together happily for about 9 years. We’ve built a life together. We like things the way they are and we didn’t ask for and do not welcome this oppressive change you’re trying to force upon us.
Just who in the HELL appointed you the sexy judge and jury? Hm? Assholes.
Back off and leave us alone. If sexy wants to pay a visit, its free to do so any time it wants. It doesn’t need your help.
You’re a jerk. And you’re not sexy. Go to hell.
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