Who put that house there??

knocked the whole house off its alignment after cutting the wheel a few inches too early backing out of the garage trying to avoid the car parked behind me, which i instructed at least 360 two times to NOT be parked there. my Lexus now has an adorable little beauty mark on her right cheek, which means she’s useless gutter trash.

its the first car i’ve ever owned that wasn’t green. this gives me an excuse to sell the bitch. i aint drivin no scuffed up whore. she’s dead to me now.

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