Will i ain’t

If you thought it might be a nice day to fly out of LAX today, you’ll probably want to get here a few days early. Lines for Security are worse than Disneyland. in fact I think one of them stretches TO Disneyland.

UPDATE: saw Will.i.am at the airport and he “noticed” me first and made strangely long eye contact with me kicking in my narcissism and causing me to think for a split second that he recognized me and was gonna come up and tell me what a fan he is of my work. instead he just thought it and kept walking. must be shy.

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