Yay! I need to get a Root canal!

Wtf God? Nerves in TEETH? What would possibly make that a good idea? What kind of designing is that? You totally screwed that one. Oh, and atheists? don’t go high fivin anyone over that, cuz your precious “e-volution” didn’t do shit to fix this little problem either. Why can’t we always just have backup rows of teeth like sharks? Oh, cuz evolution sucks. so ya. screw you both.

I started to feel pinprick pains in one of my molars in October 2008 so I went to the dentist. They said the tooth is fine, took xrays and everything, but said I had a minor cavity in ANOTHER tooth that wasn’t bothering me. So I said screw you guys (or maybe it was “good DAY to you sir!”, i dont remember) and left without further work getting done on it. One year later, the same tooth has been slowly but surely bothering me but starts to get pretty uncomfortable so I go to a different dentist to have it looked at.

GOOD NEWS! There is in fact a crack in the giant ass filling I’ve had in that tooth since 6th grade or so, and bacteria has been slowly leaking into that crack and feasting on my tooth, creating a cavity UNDER NEATH my god damn filling. It went so far into the tooth that it hit the tooths nerve, and when that happens you need to scrape the frigging nerve entirely out and fill the space back in with putty – a process commonly known as a mother f#cking root canal…

This awesome process involves sawing off the top of my tooth (with an actual aluminum saw – probably rusty) and scraping out all the gunk inside it, filling the hole with cement and putting a fake tooth top over the bloody mess. Oh ya, and it costs $2,500. and oh ya, making internet comedy videos and blogs whilst freelance modeling and non-union acting in California apparently comes without dental insurrance(??). I know. who knew. So that’s the awesome situation I’m in right now!

Way to go God/evolution! Nerves in mother f#cking teeth are SO necessary! GOOD THINKING!