And then I woke up and suddenly was a full grown man

I wanted to say “full grown-ass man” but felt like it would be misread as a “a full grown ass-man” by too many and made the edit.

But remember when I was just a kid, tho? I don’t feel old, and compared to the Crypt Keepers I see elsewhere in my age bracket (sorry bros), I don’t think I look old – so being “old” isn’t what this is about. I’m aware that I’m submitting to the passage of time, but I always thought I would have more of a not-adult face.