English keeps me up at night

It’s one of those nights again… the kind where i cant sleep cuz my brain is trying to reconcile the dichotomy of wanting to say “expresso” and “sherbert” but knowing it’s “espresso” and “sherbet”. I can’t handle that I have no way to justify my attacks on the accent abbomination mangling of “wash” to “warsh”, constantly noting that no “r” is present, yet favoring “sherbert” to its reality. I need solutions before this destroys me.

You too, FDR. That bullshit middle goes on the list, too. “Delanor” is easier to say cuz it flows into the Roosevelt. its just as meaningless as “Delano” and he’s dead anyway so who cares? change it. it’s stupid. “espresso” is stupid. “sherbet” is stupid. we need to change these. and while we’re at it – change shit like “Lincoln” and “colonel” to the park and the popcorn.

Delanor, Linkin, kernal, expresso, sherbert! – WILL YOU HELP ME. BUILD. THIS. WORLD???

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