Leggings are only “not pants” if you’re fat…

Y’all can try to shame girls wearing leggings as pants all you want, but the truth is that if they’re not overweight, they are the best possible pants a human female can adorn her lower half with.

Don’t be a stupid hippie and blame an inanimate object over a humans poor choices. Leggings are not the problem. In the same way that guns don’t kill people (people use guns to kill people) – leggings don’t make unsightly asses (people improperly put their horrid sitting-blubber on display through them).

Here is a handy guide to use as a point of reference…
These are pants.

This postage stamp sized image may be tiny but it packs enough awesome to be included in the lineup. Don’t even try and claim this awesome ensemble is completed by “not pants”. Dude. That’s a map of Middle Earth (buy them here).
Totally pants…

100% PANTS…

NOT PANTS….

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