2 Dicks talk about dicks

Richar900: [link to a video containing description in next IM]
Richar900: just an old white guy jerking off to fat black women at the beach. business as usual
dickkead: riiiight
dickkead: not at all what i expected
dickkead: but uh, for future reference, dicks aren’t really my thing
dickkead: i likea the ladies
Richar900: and what female comic besides sarah silverman is actually funny?
Richar900: exactly. so when you wanna laugh at something, its not gonna be through a female unless its unintentional
dickkead: there’s a few
dickkead: sarah silverman annoys me personally
Richar900: me too. but she also cracks me up
dickkead: you’ve seriously stumped me
dickkead: i can’t believe i can’t think of a funny stand up style woman
Richar900: mhm….
dickkead: i guess wanda sykes is my best guess
dickkead: though she can make my ears hurt
Richar900: ya, but its a gray area with teh blacks. cuz they’re funny cuz of their attitude. lesssomuch their material.
Richar900: although i did chuckle when she said on some talk show that she was gonna put a bunch of fake money in a sack and carry it around on halloween for her Oprah costume
dickkead: hah
dickkead: i’d prefer even the worst woman stand up comic to watching a guy jerk his dick though
Richar900: cant be so cockophobic or youll miss out on too much lulzes. the focal point should be the passers by. unfortunately, the dick is necessary to show/prove what is going on exactly
dickkead: eh, i’m straight but not narrowminded, but that doesn’t mean i ned an eyefull of cock for a small laugh
dickkead: need*
Richar900: that is exactly what i require or i cant laugh =/
Richar900: (i forgot to mention that i look up pictures of dicks when i watch Silverman)
dickkead: you look up pictures of dicks regardless
dickkead: infact, your NAME is dick
Richar900: infact, YOUR [screen]name is dick

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