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Archive for April, 2009
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Porn propositioning on Myspace
Posted on April 10, 2009 | No CommentsI get these all the time, but the disturbing part of this is that I’ve been Myspace friends with this person for years. and now this… —————– Original Message —————– […] -
There’s a new sheriff in town…
Posted on April 9, 2009 | No CommentsI shaved the beard I was cultivating and left, for the first time ever, just a mustache… After buying a motorcycle, getting a bicep tattoo, moving into a trailer, taking […] -
No regrets, love childz n slappin bitches
Posted on April 8, 2009 | No CommentsMy status said something about not regretting wasting $10 on a cheap hooker or something. she just left my house. slut. -
Stop asking me “whats up?” and “how are you?”
Posted on April 7, 2009 | No CommentsPlease know that I love you and that this comes from a place of love: I hate you. God dammit, people. You know the saying “If you don’t have something […] -
Whats a beerfest anyway?
Posted on April 7, 2009 | No Commentsi never saw the 2006 comedy after i burned it to dvd, but i feel like i should include the fact that i at least got as far as burning […] -
Gay Oversharing
Posted on April 4, 2009 | 1 CommentKori is gay in real life. so like…gross… UPDATE: -
You’re doing it wrong
Posted on April 3, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes to hide and or otherwise combat the darkness that engulfs my being, causing me to be cynical, mean spirited and generally dead inside, I’ll say something grossly cheerful and […]