Tonight I learned there’s a thing called Restylane. It’s Botox, but…not? Idk. I’ve never heard of it until now. Which is weird since its everywhere here in Los Angeles and ive never heard that word for it and dont know what it is. a distributor? a rebranding? beats me. one of my friends is addicted to it. another owns (well, daddy does) a chain. they had drive through tox here but they got shut down. you could lean your head out and get a quick shot on your way to an event.
bout time they called that shit something else though. botox is short for botulinum toxin… when youre selling literal poison to literally paralyze your cells, youd think you might wanna brand the shit a little happier.
Restylane sounds more pleasant. it has rest in it. and lane.
like a street you can just take a nap on and get pretty. mmmmm.
Kinda messed up that their websites slogan is “true beauty doesn’t lie” though. huh?
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