ANSWER: No, and you’re retarded.
First though: the suggestion that a thin person should “eat something” should be banned unless you’ve witnessed them avoid food or say something to the affect that they achieve their weight through food deprivation. Assuming that people who get off their ass more than you do, or metabolize their calories better than your inefficient internals, is called “being a dick”. If it’s not okay to tell someone with a pot belly that they should not eat so damn much – and society has decided it isn’t – then it’s not okay to tell someone with a flat belly that they need to eat more.
Every once in awhile, some chubby broad who used to be thinner in their youth will try to mindfuck me into thinking I’m “too skinny” or will feign shock at how thin I’ve “gotten” (as if I’ve lost a pound since I was 15). It’s never the full blown fatties or chicks that have always been a tad thick. they appreciate my physique just fine. its always the mediocre, the pear shaped, the otherwise-fine-except-for-a-few-problem-areas and the recently-gained that bitch about it.
My latest video blog on the new healthy me (a parody of self absorbed, smug fitness and enviro-jerks who recycle their self loathing into perpetual self “improvement” and make sure the world knows all about it) has some shirtless check-it-out-nah, mm mmm, u know wut im sayin, funky banana, wikka wikka good time jam outs in, so of course the green eyed chunkers start a comin… one even referred to me looking “tiny”. lulz. ya, I’m rappidly shrinking. someone help!
rockin it be all tha rage witchya rib cage – hollaaaaaa
But seriously though: am I too skinny? If only there were a way to find out.Hm? Oh ya. modern society & all – my bad. Mmmk, so lets see:
Your BMI (body mass index) is calculated with your weight and height to see if you are under or overweight.
Ideally, it should be between 20 and 25.
Mine is 22.2.
Scientifically optimum. Or in layman’s terms: “fucking perfect”.
Hmmm. That’s odd. It’s almost as if..you’re…NOT..supposed to have a thick layer of fat encompassing your bo–no, that can’t be right. idk how to explain it then.
Allz I know is that I’m gonna go eat a bucket of fried chicken in my underwear while jumping on my excercise trampoline and listen to some P!nk.
HOLLA!
Eww. Pink?