Another bitch bites the dust

Tara Lauck and Keara Wright were two 8th grade girls (bffs) on my bus when I was a sophomore. They were nice girls and we developed a friendship even though they had crushes on me and I wasn’t interested (In Keara cuz she was too young. In Tara cuz she was gross). Anyway – long story short: they’re both heinous cunts as adults.

Keara deleted me on teh Facebookz a few months ago because I commented that a quote she reposted about lesbianism (Keara gave up on guys some time after giving up on hygiene and shaving her legs, arms, pits or mustache. no joke) didn’t make a lot of sense for the point she was trying to make. That was enough to flip the bitch out (she sent me a nasty private message over it) and block me forevs.

Now this evening, Tara resurfaced on the same Book of Faces communication service after not saying anything to me since July when she asked me for Hawaii travel advice:

So what’d she have to say? She commented on my Facebook status that pondered:

how old were the Powerpuff Girls? like, 6? 7? series started when? around 1998? mhmm. i bet them bitches are fine as hell right now. someone look em up n see.

and that’s the more tasteful version of the same thought i’ve previously said out loud about JonBenét Ramsey – yet it was enough to set old T-Lauk off with disdain and comment saying I have too much free time on my hands, which I noted as being the oldest slam in the book and I guess that notation was too much for her to handle so she deleted me.

Weird, right? but interesting and funny enough to spotlight. Whats your theory? My only guess is that she was just had a bitchy attitude at the time or probably had recent boy trouble and was in no mood to see someone being hilarious so she did what all bullies do when they need a pick-me-up and tried to put someone down but when it didn’t work she did the 2nd thing all dumb-bullies do and convinced themselves that the other person was being an asshole for deflecting the unprovoked attack on them.

Either that or she was fishing for another invite to my place in Hawaii (I invite everyone. wanna go?), got pissed when I didn’t give it and had a hate festering ever since. that one is more far fetched though. prolly the 1st.

but watevs. Good thing I have the free time to post this blog 😉

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