Dear Firefox,
I need a break. I still think you’re a great browser and have a cool logo and name and everything, but enough is too much.
All you do is freeze now. I can’t even enter text in a form without a lockup anymore. Wtf man? Literally, typing is too difficult a task for you now? I’m sorry, but no. You need to pack your things and be gone. I want you uninstalled by this afternoon. Look, maybe now just isn’t our time.
Maybe you’re just going through some things right now and I can understand that, its fine. I just can’t be a part of it while you’re like this. You need to figure some things out and who knows. Maybe our paths will cross again in the future.
To summarize and express how I’m feeling, I wrote you this Haiku:
You used to be cool, but now not so.
You do nothing but freeze. I want you to go.
I wish you the best of luck.
but you suck.
At a Chinese restaurant one time,
I tried the duck.
I know that’s not really a Haiku, but then again I’m just an amateur. not a professional haiku writer. you however, ARE a professional internet browser. so why the f#ck do I have such a hard time browsing the god damn internet with you lately?
Ya, that’s right. see what I did there?
Whatever man.
-Dick out.
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