The following Facebook exchange speaks for itself…
Jared: Sick of outsiders whining about how pretentious LA is. If you’re bothered by girls asking How much $ you have in the bank, if the movie you were in was a blockbuster, if your car is the new 2010, then move someplace where girls care about ‘what school did you go to? Do you have any siblings?’ & be bored w the rest of them.
dis-liikkkkke. gimmie a midwest girl or anywhere southern over an LA-fakey any second of any day and ill be infinitely entertained. not cuz the gender is any smarter or more interesting outside of LA (dumb ho’s e’rrywhere) but there’s more to work with. the clay hasn’t dried yet and you can still mold it into something awesome.
Jared: was in FL couple wks ago, can’t even articulate how tacky/unfashionable any of them were. Girls who couldn’t walk in heels, girls w polyester dresses, girls w heels noticeably too big w huge space in between the heel & the shoe, loud, obnoxious, just trashy…. you can change any gorgeous LA gold digger w know-how, but if you have nothing in common w FL type girls, that’ll never change.
Cherie: hhahhaha this stuff is hillarious…Hey what about about southern girls who live in LA? we call ourselves lalas and i believe we know how to walk in heels;)
well thats not a fair fraction cuz you’re comparing LA wannabe to southern trash. in that scenario, no one chooses paper over plastic. i maintain that under a trash for trash and digger for digger equal ratio, the outside-of-LA girl will be the better bet every time.
light bulb moment: do you have any studio hookups? im calling my network connections now to pitch this shit as a reality show: 2 men, travel America, collecting females to compete in an ultimate “who is better” showdown, tonight on FOX.
Cherie – thats the best. southern&midwest california transplants are where its at. nothing from the north or chicago and DEFINITELY not the east coast. but everywhere else, living in LA = Grade A
I don’t know about all that. Just that I’m amazing. Call me the Cathedral, I can convert anyone into being grade A material hahaha.
Jared: Don’t mind him, he’s my son & I’ve been trying to teach him how to pick up women without name dropping lately.
you’re just jelly that my red carpet pass from that event with Spencer and Heidi 2 years ago still gets me mad pu-sayyy. and just cuz you date old ladies doesnt mean you get to be my dad (although, while we’re on the subject: can i for real get 20 bucks off you and borrow the car tonight? i really dont wanna blow it with this chick)
Your kind of a dick.