Facebook friends status:
wants to find a way to fit the words “cartographer” and “pornographer” coherently into a song. Yay for rhyming.
(to save you the Googling: a cartographer is a map maker. i only know cuz Dwayne is one).
My response:
mappin yo body, like a cart-og-ra-pher
grindin up awn it like ah porn-og-rapher.grabbin yo mountains, slidin yo plain
cawl me Chris Cock-lumbus……
cuz im claimin yo shit, in tha name a SPAIN…
yo,
*chorus*
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