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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Scumbag Apple doesn’t know when “today” starts…
Posted on September 17, 2013 | 2 CommentsApple claims iOS7 will come out today. Well? It’s today… Jerks… I even tried to cheat on my iPad and change my time zone to New York a few hours […] -
Do the Impossible! (if you feel like it)
Posted on September 17, 2013 | No CommentsThe difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man’s determination. and the laws of physics. and a few other factors. -but determination is important. Unless there’s something […] -
No excuse for Drunks. Poems are not hard.
Posted on September 12, 2013 | No CommentsSeeing this posted on Facebook did not make me react with the intended chuckle but rather, indignant outrage at the lack of effort the implied author-intoxicada is displaying in this… […] -
Lessons to learn from Shaming that girls fiery ass – Richard ToldyaSo
Posted on September 10, 2013 | No CommentsSeveral days after I told you that this viral video was in fact staged, it was not only revealed to have been in fact staged, but on a level I […] -
I just made this up. Cuz I’m funny.
Posted on September 5, 2013 | No CommentsOne piece of wood floating by an oceanfront gym says to the other “Bro, do you even drift?” -
Bizarre: Attempts to shame others for Liking their own Facebook posts
Posted on September 4, 2013 | No CommentsFor some reason there is an odd cult of people on the Facebookz who feel the need to scold their friends who click the Like link on their own statuses […] -
Just a reminder that humans don’t care about you
Posted on September 2, 2013 | No CommentsText on pictures has much to teach you, young naive fool optimistic about life… and yes, perhaps the hardest lesson to learn of all is the truth about how soul […] -
Helpful translations
Posted on September 1, 2013 | No Comments“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” is just a self righteous way of saying “I am rude, classless and immature […] -
And Life Marches On…
Posted on August 31, 2013 | No CommentsAs both my soul and my forehead heal from the tragic accident that almost left me less-beautiful, my recovery, both spiritual and physical, has been going well… Adult Simba: I […] -
Just said this gem to someone
Posted on August 29, 2013 | No Comments“Unfortunately your assumption rests on the false premise that I give a fuck.” -Me