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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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What every girl wants… Mermaid Hair
Posted on April 15, 2013 | No CommentsOver the years, one of the many things ive learned about females is that the life-long dream every girl shares is to be able to cover their boobs with their […] -
They call me “Shoes”
Posted on April 14, 2013 | No CommentsThe homeless guy around the corner from me always calls me “Shoes” when asking me for “50 cents or a dolla” because I jog past him in bright neon yellow […] -
Just a sidenote: I’m not irresponsible with drugs
Posted on April 13, 2013 | No CommentsRe: My previous blog about pill-popping and the suggestions of potential danger it arises: I dont drive for like 6 days before and after my annual “1 ounce of red […] -
Oh. Drugs again
Posted on April 13, 2013 | No CommentsSo, I thought maybe pollon was getting me high but it turns out i’m feeling like this cuz the unlabeled single-foil pill I took was actually a Benadryl and not […] -
If I was a giant eyed pouty faced cat, this would so be me
Posted on April 11, 2013 | No CommentsSomething I think cats think about humans with me as an example sometimes/often/all the time/whatever. -
Fact: I’m pretty Boss at Pretending
Posted on April 9, 2013 | No CommentsSince everything that happens is a response to or otherwise of some relation to me, I’m going to go ahead and assume that this picture was made in direct response […] -
Avocado’s are evil
Posted on April 5, 2013 | No CommentsIf you wanted to be wrong about something, you’d probably guess that I love avocados because they’re a lovely shade of green, are a fruity-vegetable thing and I eat those […] -
This Starburst Hot Dog proves I’m not good at anything
Posted on April 3, 2013 | No CommentsI have a tall drinking glass filled with compacted Starburst wrappers because I-forget-why but I guess it looks cool or something, and sometimes (back when I used to eat the […] -
Oh Easter, you so silly
Posted on March 31, 2013 | No CommentsHow come people say “He is risen” instead of “He HAS risen”? Not only cuz of the odd use of the words, but also cuz…isn’t Easter an anniversary? No one […] -
Mud man intruder? Nope. just me again
Posted on March 30, 2013 | No CommentsThat awkward moment when you’re on the phone so long that you completely forgot you had put on a mud mask and when you walk by a large mirror in […]