Over the years, one of the many things ive learned about females is that the life-long dream every girl shares is to be able to cover their boobs with their hair while topless.
The root of this deeply ingrained biological desire is not certain but leading scientific experts I’ve consulted with on the matter conclude that it is womankinds innate desire to return to their previously evolved form as mermaids. Ever since the human female evolved legs to pursue the males on land (and because making sandwiches in the ocean just wasn’t working out) a part of them was left in the sea. That part is their hair, which they desire to grow to lengths suitable to become boob-curtains. The tasteful biological breast drapery is an achievement made by a select few, which drives other chicks nuts since they are also naturally competitive and resentful of their own kind.
Indeed, the mystery of the female runs as deep of the oceans itself, but the mystery of the Mermaid Hair is answered for you here today.
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