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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Cray status
Posted on March 27, 2013 | No CommentsSometimes I think maybe not all bitches be cray and then a bitch’ll come along n remind me n i’ll be all like, nope – bitches still cray. -
A scene i’m all too familiar with
Posted on March 26, 2013 | No Comments -
Filed under: Terrifying events I get invited to
Posted on March 21, 2013 | No CommentsI…eh…. I think i’m busy that night, fellas :/ -
Seat Belts are stupid
Posted on March 21, 2013 | No CommentsIt really pisses me off when I lean forward to check out a hot girl I’m passing on the highway and the friggin seat belt cock blocks me with a […] -
People who get really into audio creep me out
Posted on March 20, 2013 | No CommentsFew things about the human condition make me uncomfortable as i’m pretty understanding of even the weirder behaviors humans are naturally or abnormally inclined to engage in – but this […] -
So, I was born a bunch of years ago today
Posted on March 18, 2013 | 1 CommentHow many following me know how old I am, I wonder? Comment or email or twitter or message me your guess that you spent under 10 seconds thinking about. Any […] -
Oh Richard….
Posted on March 11, 2013 | No Commentsnot sure if i’m chuckling at myself for passing a mirror in my hallway and saying “whats up, handsome?” out loud, or if the part im finding amusing is the […] -
I need all of Dysons products or my life is meaningless
Posted on March 7, 2013 | No CommentsMy assistant has been thumbs-downing my requirement to own everything Dyson makes simply on account of stupid arguments like “I dont NEED it” or “I can’t even come close to […] -
Partying with Bananas
Posted on March 1, 2013 | No CommentsA few days ago I was telling this chick some facts about bananas and that I eat at least one every day and didnt understand why she was reacting with […] -
Shorty wrinkle fighters
Posted on February 19, 2013 | No CommentsGollum, Dobby & Yoda are in a cage match with no weapons and Yoda’s lost all ability to use the force. Who wins?… #thingsIthinkaboutinthebath@midnight