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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Skyfall (a reminder)
Posted on December 26, 2012 | No CommentsHumans are capable of great wonder and great evil and the overwhelming majority of the species has a conscious free will with which to choose. The Bible says we are […] -
How to look like a douche
Posted on December 26, 2012 | No CommentsHere it is, gentlemen… A quick and dirty simple 3-step process to dawning the look that makes gay men and under-30 women who want to rebel against their fathers, wild… […] -
FINALLY, some help with all those lawsuits
Posted on December 25, 2012 | 1 CommentNo more complaints from you people now. -
Das Nog
Posted on December 24, 2012 | No Commentsew. why would anyone ruin an egg nog by putting ALCOHOL in it?? this shits nasty. *looks for virgin nog*… UPDATE: Well, now I feel like i’m propagating misinformation to […] -
My analysis of a 6 year old girls coloring while waiting at the airport
Posted on December 23, 2012 | No CommentsIf this 6 year old bitch in front of me doesnt start getting her shit together with this Disney Princess coloring book, im gonna flip out SamJackson-SnakesonaPlane style. “No Apologies” […] -
Oh, Carz…
Posted on December 20, 2012 | No CommentsPictured in front of me off of Ventura Boulevard: a car with an American flag sticking out of the window, 3 American flag stickers on the back and a white […] -
Just Ninja’n Around, yo
Posted on December 19, 2012 | No CommentsMe and my ninja cartwheel moves: 1. Car that just slipped off the road in a terribly careless turn and almost killed me (im on foot): 0. Assessing the damage: […] -
When friends realize I’m terrible. or something.
Posted on December 11, 2012 | No CommentsSo I got the whole “you think yer so great, but lemme lay some reality on yew Mr Notsogreat: yor not so great at all!!!1” speech from a former friend […] -
Stuff about stuff: I know it.
Posted on December 8, 2012 | No CommentsQuote of the night by unnamed female contact: “I have a question for you. cuz you know stuff about stuff? Sooooo, [proceeds with setup to question]”. The question mark is […] -
An Open Letter
Posted on December 5, 2012 | No CommentsDear young madam behind the counter at Yorgurtland who let me “wash my hands” in the bathroom that had an “out of order” sign on it: I peed in the […]