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This new bathing suit has a Prudent Privacy Pube Protector
Posted on September 28, 2012 | No CommentsGenius invention: You know those stupid doily things they sell for chicks to put across the tops of their shirts to class up & cover up their cleavage? Its that, […] -
Mug Reminding Jack
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Apple Nightcap
Posted on September 26, 2012 | No CommentsThis is how I wind down after a long day. These little badboys were handed out to people waiting in line for the iPhone 5. Makes sense… -
Sophia, My Idol
Posted on September 26, 2012 | No CommentsObviously the best Golden Girl was Sophia. Okay, not so obviously… she’s probably everyones least favorite. I think everyone likes Rose the most. then Blanche. then Dorothy. then Sophia. and […] -
Facebook Lurking is Facebook Jerking
Posted on September 25, 2012 | No CommentsShout out to all you creepy lurkers who crawl all over people pages but dont wanna give the person the satisfaction of getting a Like from you cuz you think […] -
Lean Mean Banana Cream Dream
Posted on September 24, 2012 | No CommentsThis cup of banana coconut pineapple health smoothie with a hint of chocolate will send you to heaven. Wait… that sounds like its gonna kill you. -I meant that you’ll […] -
Attention Females: It’s too early to be this fat
Posted on September 21, 2012 | No Commentsc’mon now ladies. it is WAY too early be losing that summer figure. Traditionally you’re not supposed to be chubbing back up and still be accepted by society till after […] -
Bathing like a GANGSTA
Posted on September 16, 2012 | No Commentsa wise man at the end of a hard days work once said… -
No sleep. No work. No chocolate cupcakes
Posted on September 13, 2012 | No CommentsI went to “nothing” at 4AM last night and its ruining this fine September day quicker than a mom at a middle school party… like. the kind where everyone is […] -
Chin Strappen this shiz
Posted on September 6, 2012 | No CommentsQuandary… do i make my tagline “this chinstrap’nin is HAPPENIN”? or “chin strap for this thin chap, make tha bitches all clap”? this may be the biggest decision of my […]