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![Dude: Dude…you need to shave. Me: Ya, I was going to but then I didn’t feel like it. Dude: I’m going to come over there and slather your beard with […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Jonathan Lipnicki’s butthole hair")
Jonathan Lipnicki’s butthole hair
Posted on June 29, 2012 | No CommentsDude: Dude…you need to shave. Me: Ya, I was going to but then I didn’t feel like it. Dude: I’m going to come over there and slather your beard with […] -
Nice Try, Tie Lie. Oh My
Posted on June 27, 2012 | No CommentsUm. Thanks for nothing, dozensofpeopleiwaswithtonight… My collar was buttoned stupidly wrong all evening and no one said anything. I just noticed now. I did my tie in the car tonight […] -
Be a Leader
Posted on June 24, 2012 | No Comments“If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.” – John Quincy Adams I’m sharing this quote in response to […] -
Me, every time someone complains about something I said:
Posted on June 23, 2012 | No Comments(except with more eye-liner but less Asian….) This is only valid for me, though. It’s super annoying when other people try to use this “oh stawp, you love me” shield […] -
Feeeeel-iiiinnngs
Posted on June 22, 2012 | No Commentsthe worst feeling is humiliation at the reflection that you believed someones lies over an extended period. No one likes to feel like a sucker. and no one likes to […] -
Everything I know is currently wrong
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Sieze Every Day
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Soy Milk will make you Gay *AND* kill your sperm count!
Posted on June 20, 2012 | No CommentsI had heard warnings about soy from various sources and never taken much credence in it – especially since the most prominent one I remember reading a few years ago was from […] -
I don’t need real food anymore
Posted on June 19, 2012 | No CommentsAs I have yet to figure out an acceptable solution to Saturdays car situation, I remain at my estate in the inland hills across from Malibu, a solid 40 minutes […] -
Saving Lives
Posted on June 18, 2012 | No CommentsI saved no less than 3 honey bees who had completely surrendered to the watery struggle and were laying motionless in my pool today just waiting for death to take […]