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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Cheers, Mofos (+ a great background for your phone!)
Posted on May 9, 2012 | No CommentsI’m all hot-tubbed out for the night, a cool tropical breeze with the smell of flowers to it is blowing through the open balcony, the silk jammies are on and […] -
Reincarnation Invincibility
Posted on May 9, 2012 | No Comments[Live-updated via phone // syndicated from facebook status]: this hippy, kinda milfy woman in the hot tub here just told me that reincarnation is real and it is the reason […] -
LEADERSHIP
Posted on May 8, 2012 | No CommentsLeadership means being the first one to cross a street with no cars coming and show the rest of the people waiting that it is okay to go even though […] -
Fryin up some hottness
Posted on May 4, 2012 | No CommentsDon’t hate. This is how Papi Rico Bang Bang makes his Yum Yums. Update: i burnt my arms in a sleeveless shirt today and am kindov furious that i wasnt […] -
Frozen Famine of Hawaii
Posted on May 2, 2012 | No Commentswhats that, two 32oz cups of frozen yogurt & banana coconut ice cream? you want me to eat you and not share with anyone? i..well…i mean…i GUESS theres a frozen […] -
Ummm….Ya…okay
Posted on May 1, 2012 | No CommentsIt’s a special moment when you can capture a glance with someone who is also aware of the weird behavior others who are not self-aware are displaying. I wish real […] -
Beach Body
Posted on April 30, 2012 | No CommentsI was just down at the beach, took my shirt off and was all like – I could only count 4 of my abs. It was disgusting. A child cried, […] -
First Class Follies (Flying to Hawaii)
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsFlying to Hawaii might SOUND like a fun time, but you’re not factoring in the hidden horrors of the First Class cabin. For one: the seat has way too many […] -
I remember everything, sans my own videos
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsShout out to @ManiIsMyName, whom I will thank by name when they tell me what it is (that sounded a thousand times better while I was typing it than it […]