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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Cats and Dogs
Posted on January 20, 2012 | No CommentsDogs: “this person feeds me. protects me. loves me…. They must be God!” Cats: “this person feeds me. protects me. loves me…. I must be God!” -
Yearly Announcement before bed today:
Posted on January 16, 2012 | No CommentsGonna go celebrate Martin Luther King Day by having a dream. Good night. [I think I’ve said this for going on 3 years in a row, but i’m gonna keep […] -
Auto Scrolling after text sending
Posted on January 15, 2012 | No CommentsDammit, technology – STOP scrolling all the way down the page after sending someone a text! That is a different person and its easy to accidentally send your next reply […] -
Fruit in Candy Ice Creams
Posted on January 8, 2012 | No CommentsBananas go great in cotton candy ice cream and pineapple spears go great in bubble gum ice cream – BUT – sometimes i’ll just REALLY go crazy and swap the […] -
Being a jerk makes you unhappy
Posted on January 5, 2012 | No CommentsI don’t think a large percentage of miserable people get mean – I think the majority of mean people become miserable. The two things we crave the most in life, […] -
Resolute Yourself. Always
Posted on January 3, 2012 | No CommentsI’ve been hearing an awful lot of people saying that theres no point in making New Years resolutions because everyone breaks them. quit making excuses, you weaklings. ALWAYS have goals […] -
Girlfriends give bad massages…
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsWhy do female friends, family and professionals give such better massages than girlfriends and hos? seriously. wouldnt the latter want to make you feel better?? but they suck in comparison. […] -
Facebook Animal Kingdom
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsThat lolcat war I had was a super popular post but it’s how I view all Facebook threads pretty much. People leave uppity angry comments or act like things matter […] -
![Cuttin loose an goin ka-RAZY!!!!!!!!!! no rules ta-nite, mofos! I’m gonna drink this ENTIRE half can of diet Sprite! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! #uncontrollable UPDATE: kid stabs me with a […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/drunkcliche-115x115.png "New Years Eve 2011 in Austin Texas")
New Years Eve 2011 in Austin Texas
Posted on December 31, 2011 | No CommentsCuttin loose an goin ka-RAZY!!!!!!!!!! no rules ta-nite, mofos! I’m gonna drink this ENTIRE half can of diet Sprite! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! #uncontrollable UPDATE: kid stabs me with a […] -
eBay Honor Betting
Posted on December 29, 2011 | 1 CommentA few weeks ago President Romney (note that at the time of this posting, he hasn’t won his parties nomination for president and the presidential election is a year away) […]