Why do female friends, family and professionals give such better massages than girlfriends and hos? seriously. wouldnt the latter want to make you feel better?? but they suck in comparison.
I dont get it. Is it a conspiracy? do chicks you’re shtupping purposely give average/below-average body rubs so their sexual performances are looked upon that much better? what gives? You should be awesome at this. Butch yu AINT.
I’d much rather be massaged by a friend (im one of only 4 hetero-males on the planet who isnt trying to and doesnt want to bang his female “friends”), family member or -well, “professional” might be too obvious so cut that from the list. but seriousl – wtf? Someone explain this…
Why does a muscle rub from a cousin or a fat broad or a dude for that matter (bring-it, manhands. I don’t sexualize massages. or is that whats going on here?) feel better than one from a hot chick?
My original theory on this was developed years ago but I’m doubting it… At first I postulated that hot chicks are bad at massages the way theyre bad at everything else in life that doesnt require looking good: they never needed to develop the skill so they never did. That combined with dudes constantly complimenting them on their non-achievements gave them a false confidence in their ability the same like how every dumb blonde in LA thinks they’re really “smart” and “interesting”.
The reason I’m starting to doubt that theory is that while that MIGHT explain why some of them think they’re good at something they’re not – it doesn’t explain why others who DONT brag about how awesome they can pound out a muscle actually are at it. So I think there’s something deeper going on here and I’m gonna get to the bottom of it.
In the mean time, I need to get to the bottom of my lower back and shoulder blades. oy.
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