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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Another bitch bites the dust
Posted on November 4, 2011 | No CommentsTara Lauck and Keara Wright were two 8th grade girls (bffs) on my bus when I was a sophomore. They were nice girls and we developed a friendship even though […] -
Whats the deal with kids these days?
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Where are all the skinny girls with fashion sense at?
Posted on November 3, 2011 | No CommentsUPDATE: Olivia Collins deleted me because of this. -
I forgot to wear pants today
Posted on November 2, 2011 | No CommentsI forgot to put on pants today…….. and thats not a joke. I just got back from the grocery store and a couple other errands and didnt realize/remember till the […] -
Late Night Survey
Posted on October 29, 2011 | No CommentsOh hi there. I didnt see you walk in. to my bedroom. at 3:35AM. while I’m laying in bed on my laptop wearing nothing but a pair of Grinch boxers […] -
Late night Longing
Posted on October 28, 2011 | No CommentsSometimes when im still up this late at night/early in the morning i just wish there was someone around i could dress in a baby costume and smear peanut butter […] -
Food is good for eating
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They know me in Burbank?
Posted on October 25, 2011 | 1 CommentSome guy in a crowd of people: “hey, theres a celebrity over there” – Me: “is it Justin Bieber?” – Guy: “heh-what?” – Me: then I’m not interested *continues burying […] -
Reminder: Quit wasting time and start doing something with your life
Posted on October 23, 2011 | No CommentsLife doesn’t come with a remote control. Get up and change it yourself -
Packing is slow and stupid
Posted on October 21, 2011 | No Commentsthe more confidant i am that I’ve packed every possible thing i could ever want in any logical scenario and several highly illogical ones…the more i know im missing multiple […]