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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Baby don’t be that way…
Posted on December 15, 2015 | No Comments -
Being one with nature n shit
Posted on December 12, 2015 | No Comments -
Finally, a place on the internet for Serious Dick
Posted on December 7, 2015 | No CommentsY’all are down for a new account comprised exclusively of just stoic selfies of me right? #justneedsaname -
Empire Building
Posted on December 4, 2015 | No CommentsEmpire building, late into hours unfit for normal man. But also being a pretentious humble-bragging douche about it cuz otherwise what’s the point. -
My Manbun
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Let’s not “Turkey Day” our Independence Day
Posted on July 4, 2015 | No CommentsErryone enjoy them hot dogs and burgers and exploding colors in the sky on July 4th, but enjoy them more under the proper name-age of the holiday why-dont-we? It’s Independence […] -
Easter Thuggin Like the OG Gangsta G-Chrize
Posted on April 5, 2015 | No Commentsbringin the house down an gettin turnt on sugar slugs that vaguely resemble infant chickens made out of marshmallow sugar product and some bomb azz chocolate bunnies (solid choc like […] -
The day I sold my soul, became a loser, and generally gave up on life…
Posted on February 16, 2015 | No CommentsAKA: The day I started playing Candy Crush on my phone… Why would I do this? Why would I just give up on a life of success, happiness, wealth, fame, […] -
Improper Sinus Spray has turned me into a Sneezecake Factory
Posted on February 10, 2015 | No CommentsEvery time I use these damn nasal douches I end up rustling the stuff up in there and trigging a virus. Regular posts will come back later this month cuz […] -
I think it’s important to celebrate meaningful holidays
Posted on January 20, 2015 | No CommentsFor justice for all…