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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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It is Okay to celebrate Columbus Day
Posted on October 8, 2010 | No CommentsColumbus discovered America. The land mass was “covered” to the entire civilized* world and Columbus “discovered” it. No one has ever tried to write out the native americans from history […] -
Easier said than done
Posted on October 7, 2010 | No CommentsEnough with this “That’s easier said than done” excuse. Ooooh, stuff is sooo hard. wa waa. Just fkkn do it and quit making bullshit excuses. Doesnt matter what it is […] -
Relationship Advice: the 50% rule
Posted on October 2, 2010 | No CommentsIf you’re unhappy 51% of the time, even though you’re attached, its time to move on. not naming names.. just sayin… Separate people on on Facebook and Twitter both asked […] -
Drugs is Drugs
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No CommentsNo better reminder that you’re back in LA than being made fun of for referring to cocaine like its a drug. silly me. silly LA. Now im gonna snort some […] -
Odd visitors
Posted on September 26, 2010 | No Commentsthefuckisgoinon here? its 8:35pm and my doorbell just rang with a 9th grader and her [what i’m assuming is her central/south american nanny] with a catalog for me to flip […] -
Crasher of weddings
Posted on September 25, 2010 | No CommentsWedding going on down the street. valet service hired. cars all down the my street. a delicious looking young blonde in black just walked by. I have the flyer notifying […] -
Empty bellies hurt before bedtime
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No CommentsNo wonder my stomach hurts… its hunger pains.. I literally forgot to have dinner. Last thing I had was an apple, 6 hours ago. wups. Too late now. I already […] -
Teaching America’s Youth (about gay fetish sex)
Posted on September 21, 2010 | No CommentsSpeaking of the gays… i just explained what s&m is to a 17yr old dude on twitter :(. wtf. i swear i dont set out to do these things – […] -
Why do people argue online for so long?
Posted on September 19, 2010 | No CommentsBeen getting a lot of messages asking if I have given up my long tradition of showcasing and summarily obliterating the fools and bullies who flaunt and attack with their […] -
iPhone Hal keeps me informed
Posted on September 15, 2010 | No Comments