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Recent Posts

• How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
• I can’t swirl drinks for shit
• Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
• It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
• If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that? 
• Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
• It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
• “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
• Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
• Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide

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