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Why downgrade in love or breakfast?
Posted on March 2, 2010 | No Comments“Original” Cap’n Crunch without Crunch Berries is like when ex-girlfriends wanna be friends with you. um, why would i want to REMOVE enhancements from a product i like? as in […] -
Life imitates art
Posted on February 25, 2010 | No CommentsChris Wheeler from DammitWheeler.com ‘s girlfriend of the past 4 months just gave birth to a baby girl fathered by the gentleman she was in a previous relationship with and […] -
Cotton Candy & Banana Ice Cream
Posted on February 24, 2010 | No CommentsCotton candy & banana was a good choice… e very time i think $5 is too much for a single serving of ice cream, Coldstone Creamery reminds me i’m wrong. […] -
Selling my flesh to make the G’s
Posted on February 22, 2010 | No Commentswhorin it up for tha MAN… booking a months worth of modeling gigs, cuz spazzy humor youtube videos don’t pay the bills. yet. im also killing this salad bowl of […] -
Planeteer Ranking
Posted on February 20, 2010 | No Commentsso: Captain Planet’s Planeteers… we can all agree that “heart” was the most fucking gay and useless one in the bunch, but whats the best? the easy answer sounds like […] -
American Eagle is like…wtf
Posted on February 16, 2010 | 2 CommentsDear American Eagle (division of American Airlines where you fly in a tiny 44-seater jet): we’re SO fighting right now, you jerk. i took my time getting off and the […] -
Missouri has no snow. don’t believe the lies.
Posted on February 11, 2010 | No Commentshey Missouri, piss off. you said there was snow here. um, hi. 3 patches that look like spilled Frosted Flakes aint snow. you fail. i kill you. now I want […] -
Airport kindliness
Posted on February 10, 2010 | No Comments“service” employees at the airport are constantly preemptively being jerks when something goes wrong, anticipating that you’re gonna blow up at them. i check my bag 3 minutes too late […] -
Peanut Butter wastin
Posted on February 5, 2010 | 1 Commenti’ll pay someone to come over and eat this half a peanut butter sandwich i made and decided i dont want. it will make me sad to throw it away. […] -
Men want to be left alone by their woman
Posted on January 29, 2010 | No CommentsFemales are wired to nurture and be attentive, vigilant and present, but males want space. Not solitude. Just time to themselves and also time with other men or just other […]