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Act happy, you miserable Losers
Posted on March 5, 2021 | No CommentsI dont even know what any of that means cuz only stupid people are truly just happy cuz theres not a lot going on in their head there. Smart people […] -
Notice of Postponed Aging (2020)
Posted on March 18, 2020 | No CommentsThank you for your interest in wishing me a happy birthday, however, due to circumstances surrounding the Wuhan Covid-19 virus, I have postponed getting older for one month. My new […] -
Alexa speakers coming to the Richardland North Hollywood Compound
Posted on October 19, 2017 | No CommentsPress Release. For immediate distribution. At the time of this writing, the North Hollywood Richardland Campus & Command Center Compound (NoHome RCCCC) uses a wireless audio house speaker system consisting […] -
Don’t be forgettin that Eclipse
Posted on August 21, 2017 | No CommentsI think the no-eyes look works for me cuz of my sick jawline. Wutch u lil bishes think? -
I’ve always been here. You just didn’t know where to look.
Posted on August 9, 2017 | No CommentsHow deep is that title tho? Lets take a moment to marinate over the symbolism of that which is there but unseen before I undermine by noting that it’s literal […] -
I Remember You, and I’d love to hear from you
Posted on June 20, 2017 | No CommentsAre you a “somebody that I used to know”? Well, if you’re reading this and we haven’t talked in a long time: I would genuinely like for you to reach […] -
Plugging your ears with your fingers actually works
Posted on January 29, 2016 | No CommentsI just tried sticking my fingers in my ears to block sound, and was shocked that it actually worked. I was just making a symbolic comedic gesture to signify how […] -
I made an Instagram and I already hate myself…
Posted on September 2, 2015 | No CommentsWell, here it goes… https://instagram.com/richardland is now live and 27 seconds later, I already regret it. But not for the reasons you common people would think. I resisted joining Instagram this […] -
Isn’t it too early in the year for you to be talking to me again, girl?
Posted on August 28, 2015 | No CommentsIs summer over *already*?… Seems too early for these girls who used to frequently text and flirt with me but went silent because they got warm-weather-boyfriends to be migrating back […]