Me Archive
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![Darling, how I’ve missed you these past 2 years. Your unparalleled form and razor sharp contours dance like starlight in the recesses of my memories. Although I won’t be bringing […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/richard.jawline-115x115.png "A Love Letter to my Jawline…")
A Love Letter to my Jawline…
Posted on June 1, 2018 | No CommentsDarling, how I’ve missed you these past 2 years. Your unparalleled form and razor sharp contours dance like starlight in the recesses of my memories. Although I won’t be bringing […] -
Bossing it up
Posted on April 3, 2018 | No CommentsI gotta admit: I originally posed for this with the intention of being douche-art satire but now I kinda like it as a genuine celebration of my glory. @thebroadmuseum #boss -
![Just when I dun dang ding dong thought I dun reached tha dang top uh bein as cute as I can dun be, here come a filter makin me wronger […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/28151227_171390076826658_8144148881102340096_n-115x115.jpg "Don’te lets forget how unreasonably adorable I am")
Don’te lets forget how unreasonably adorable I am
Posted on February 27, 2018 | No CommentsJust when I dun dang ding dong thought I dun reached tha dang top uh bein as cute as I can dun be, here come a filter makin me wronger […] -
![If you don’t shower in the dark and dab to Taylor Swift at 1am, what are you even doing with your life? View this post on Instagram A post shared […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/23595797_1955471261362401_7015625840163553280_n-115x115.jpg "Dark shower dance dabs")
Dark shower dance dabs
Posted on November 19, 2017 | No CommentsIf you don’t shower in the dark and dab to Taylor Swift at 1am, what are you even doing with your life? View this post on Instagram A post shared […] -
![I wanted to say “full grown-ass man” but felt like it would be misread as a “a full grown ass-man” by too many and made the edit. But remember when […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/rich.ohmy_-115x115.png "And then I woke up and suddenly was a full grown man")
And then I woke up and suddenly was a full grown man
Posted on August 20, 2016 | No CommentsI wanted to say “full grown-ass man” but felt like it would be misread as a “a full grown ass-man” by too many and made the edit. But remember when […] -
![I think you’re great. You know this by my lack of telling you otherwise. But at this current point in time I don’t want to hang out with you… It’s […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Something you should know before you ask me to “hang out”…")
Something you should know before you ask me to “hang out”…
Posted on February 20, 2015 | No CommentsI think you’re great. You know this by my lack of telling you otherwise. But at this current point in time I don’t want to hang out with you… It’s […] -
I Am More Humble Than You…
Posted on January 22, 2015 | No CommentsSince a founding and staple theme of Richardland is shameless self promotion and the satirization of self absorption, it is to be expected that there will be some that aren’t in […] -
No one believes me that I don’t know my own phone number
Posted on October 16, 2014 | No CommentsI haven’t memorized a phone number since 2002 and I am damn proud of it. It’s not only an interesting personality quirk, but it is a moral stand, dammit. There is […] -
Why I Don’t Drink: It’s yucky & my brain
Posted on October 5, 2014 | No CommentsNo I’m not allergic to alcohol. No I’m not a recovering alcoholic. No I’m not Mormon. its just never appealed to me. Vodka tastes like something I would clean my […] -
My pain threshold continues to shock and amaze tha ladies
Posted on October 4, 2014 | 1 CommentI like it when my Asian massage therapist goes wide-eyed and audibly gasps when discovering how flexible I am while she’s stretching me. It’s like somethin out of Pokemon. Is […]
