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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Why I Don’t Smile In Social Media…
Posted on June 6, 2010 | No CommentsAs I use Facebook and Twitter more, just like on Myspace, some are noticing that I don’t smile in my pictures. This is intentional. I’d like to think that anyone […] -
I never try to sound smart. I just am. (OR: you’re just not)
Posted on May 23, 2009 | No CommentsMy next video blog (and by “next” i probably mean “next year”) is going to be about how I never try to sound smart despite people constantly being suspicious that […] -
Sometimes I look like a Crackhead
Posted on March 19, 2008 | No CommentsI’ve been under a moderate amount of stress lately and not sleeping all that great and I looked in the mirror and cracked up enough to have to go grab […] -
I hate when body parts fall asleep when I’m asleep
Posted on February 27, 2008 | No CommentsThe first time this happened was August 06 at Wheelers house. Sleeping on the ratty futon mattress he keeps in his guest bedroom, I fell asleep on one of my […] -
Charlie on the outside, Buster on the inside
Posted on April 5, 2006 | No CommentsI discovered Charlie Chaplin after being told I acted just like him. Since I like people and things who are like me, I investigated and sure enough, saw the duplicities […] -
Richards Personality F.A.Q:
Posted on December 12, 2002 | No Comments“You come across as being an arrogant jerk” At the time of this post, not one single person has been able to give adequate evidence to support this statement. Anyone […] -
The Color of my Eyes is….
Posted on October 5, 2002 | No CommentsA darkened light shade of forrest kiwi lime spritzer emerald grassy green. That is what I fill out on every form that asks and so far it remains hilarious [to […]