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Blog Archive
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Alexa speakers coming to the Richardland North Hollywood Compound
Posted on October 19, 2017 | No CommentsPress Release. For immediate distribution. At the time of this writing, the North Hollywood Richardland Campus & Command Center Compound (NoHome RCCCC) uses a wireless audio house speaker system consisting […] -
Hashtag headwings….
Posted on October 3, 2017 | 1 CommentShouldnt these things be on my shoulder, dawg? https://www.instagram.com/p/BZxIPqMBeyBwNiS2LwaibQ7zDuEhF8ixPmK0s80/ -
Trolling social media and hijacking hashtags
Posted on September 28, 2017 | No CommentsBruce Wayne, Tony Stark, an dis lil Homie rite here the only Playboys dat matter, Cuz. #hughhefner -
Here’s lookin at you, kid
Posted on September 15, 2017 | No CommentsPensively the artist stared forward, his emerald eyes piercing the viewer like a hot sword through a obelisk of vegan butter. Green screen behind him and out of place old […] -
The Art of Money
Posted on August 25, 2017 | No CommentsYears from now this will be gazed upon in museums as intellectuals admire the layers of deep commentary and plethora of metaphors for mans struggle in the Sisyphean pursuit of […] -
Slay the day fo that slayers pay… #workaholic #workworkwork #beard #slay #yas
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Don’t be forgettin that Eclipse
Posted on August 21, 2017 | No CommentsI think the no-eyes look works for me cuz of my sick jawline. Wutch u lil bishes think? -
I’ve always been here. You just didn’t know where to look.
Posted on August 9, 2017 | No CommentsHow deep is that title tho? Lets take a moment to marinate over the symbolism of that which is there but unseen before I undermine by noting that it’s literal […] -
I keep forgetting to sleep
Posted on August 4, 2017 | No CommentsI understand this is not a problem you dopes who are so in love with being unconscious can really comprehend, but for people with stuff-that-matters to do: Remembering to sleep […] -
I'm deep and philosophical and a horse and hashtag #green. And horses.
Posted on August 2, 2017 | No Comments