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Blog Archive
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I Remember You, and I’d love to hear from you
Posted on June 20, 2017 | No CommentsAre you a “somebody that I used to know”? Well, if you’re reading this and we haven’t talked in a long time: I would genuinely like for you to reach […] -
Guys. I don’t think it would work out if I had two mouths
Posted on June 3, 2017 | No CommentsI’ve given it a lot of deliberation, and I’m sad to say that I just don’t see it working out. #discuss View this post on Instagram A post shared by […] -
Can there be such a thing as too many stickers tho? #awesomedad #jk #notadad
Posted on May 21, 2017 | No Comments -
Just a Reminder That You’re Awesome
Posted on April 14, 2017 | No CommentsThere are at least 5 reasons I hate myself for posting this. -
Why is’nt every holiday green-themed?
Posted on March 17, 2017 | No CommentsI mean, I guess I know why: because they’re not awesome enough, or something. But I still feel like it’s my duty to ask the bold questions no one else […] -
Dude….
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My love for you is Extra Large with pepperoni
Posted on February 14, 2017 | No CommentsHome of the pizza teardrop tattoo concept that later swept the world. -
Need new jams
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Good boys and girls take time to craft a joke right
Posted on December 24, 2016 | No CommentsDVD Special Features: which is funnier? “you silly ho” or “you silly ho ho ho”? I went with one Ho for the caption as my final artistic choice, but it […] -
Christmas in the Richardland Manor Grand Hall
Posted on December 15, 2016 | No Comments