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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Blog Archive
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Empire Building
Posted on December 4, 2015 | No CommentsEmpire building, late into hours unfit for normal man. But also being a pretentious humble-bragging douche about it cuz otherwise what’s the point. -
Judging you dirty hippies… Harshly…
Posted on November 30, 2015 | No CommentsCousin Steven and Nephew Aidan beer it up in the gay-raj talkin bout hipster hippy yuppy beatnik pothead hooba-dooba socialist whateverstuffs. -
My Manbun
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I made an Instagram and I already hate myself…
Posted on September 2, 2015 | No CommentsWell, here it goes… https://instagram.com/richardland is now live and 27 seconds later, I already regret it. But not for the reasons you common people would think. I resisted joining Instagram this […] -
Isn’t it too early in the year for you to be talking to me again, girl?
Posted on August 28, 2015 | No CommentsIs summer over *already*?… Seems too early for these girls who used to frequently text and flirt with me but went silent because they got warm-weather-boyfriends to be migrating back […] -
Gaps, Overlaps, and other facts of History and Time that hurt my brain
Posted on July 21, 2015 | No CommentsI’ve only recently been able to really visualize the past in color since all the media from bygone times is in black&white or sepia. As a kid I intellectually knew […] -
Let’s not “Turkey Day” our Independence Day
Posted on July 4, 2015 | No CommentsErryone enjoy them hot dogs and burgers and exploding colors in the sky on July 4th, but enjoy them more under the proper name-age of the holiday why-dont-we? It’s Independence […] -
I’m sorry to see you go but grateful for the time we had
Posted on June 23, 2015 | No CommentsDearest friend who deleted me on Facebook: While I think that choosing to no longer have me in your life or on hand in a mode of contact was a […] -
“You never _____ anymore” is for annoying children
Posted on May 16, 2015 | No CommentsA couple times when visiting with my nephews, they’ll at some point internalize that our playtime is the new industry standard and act neglected when I’m either busy with something […] -
Oh Hawaii. It’s been too long.
Posted on April 15, 2015 | No CommentsBRB U GUYS…. TROPICAL PARADISING…