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![Steak sounded good for dinner. But so did lobster. and a potato. and a bowl of grilled broccoli, carrots, cauliflower and asparagus. and some cut up peaches, papaya and banana. […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lobster-steak-dinner-115x115.png "Dinner: Go Hard or Go Home…")
Dinner: Go Hard or Go Home…
Posted on August 14, 2014 | No CommentsSteak sounded good for dinner. But so did lobster. and a potato. and a bowl of grilled broccoli, carrots, cauliflower and asparagus. and some cut up peaches, papaya and banana. […] -
![Took my nephews and cousin Raegan visiting my parents house in Texas to the Perot Museum of History and Science and among the Dinosaurs and quartz stones I noticed and […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Thank Rich People for Museums")
Thank Rich People for Museums
Posted on August 9, 2014 | No CommentsTook my nephews and cousin Raegan visiting my parents house in Texas to the Perot Museum of History and Science and among the Dinosaurs and quartz stones I noticed and […] -
It Should Be Illegal To Be This Adorable…
Posted on July 30, 2014 | No CommentsBut it isn’t. So there ain’t shit you can do about it, coppers. #FkkThePolice. Seriously though. It’s not right and I know it. But I can’t stop. I can physically […] -
![EMERGENCY!!!! I just closed up all the windows and settled into bed and got all comfortable and opened the app on my phone to turn the air conditioning back on […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/nestoffline-115x115.png "Important Emergency!!!! I’m trapped in bed and I need your help!!")
Important Emergency!!!! I’m trapped in bed and I need your help!!
Posted on July 18, 2014 | No CommentsEMERGENCY!!!! I just closed up all the windows and settled into bed and got all comfortable and opened the app on my phone to turn the air conditioning back on […] -
Root Canals are awful
Posted on July 13, 2014 | No CommentsWhy doesn’t anyone tell you what anything is? I friggin hate everyone for not helping teach stuff. I hate that I have had a root canal and hate even more […] -
Swimming in Hipster Glasses gets things DONE
Posted on July 2, 2014 | No CommentsWhat to do when you gots to fit that midnight dip in the pool in before bed but theres still business planning for work the next day to do? SmartPeopleGlasses […] -
Your selective concern for stuff weirds me out
Posted on June 21, 2014 | No CommentsAs someone who probably is overly cautious in some areas and irresponsibly not-so in others, I sympathize with the weird safety questions chicks will mention randomly. This is like…every girl […] -
![On laptop at my gate here at the St Louis airport and this dude passes me 3 times, eyefucking me like I’m the last slice of pizza; sits down next […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Photo-on-5-21-14-at-4.33-PM-115x115.jpg "Missed Connection: This dude creepin on me a foot to my right")
Missed Connection: This dude creepin on me a foot to my right
Posted on May 21, 2014 | 2 CommentsOn laptop at my gate here at the St Louis airport and this dude passes me 3 times, eyefucking me like I’m the last slice of pizza; sits down next […] -
If I’m an adult, then you can be one too
Posted on May 14, 2014 | No CommentsI was just talking to someone afraid to grow up and ruining their lives over perpetual Peter-Panism and I tried and failed to illustrate a point. Well, I mean, *I* […] -
Don’t tell me what to do, Computer
Posted on May 13, 2014 | No CommentsWho the hell do you think you are, telling me I didn’t eject my USB device “properly”? Bitch, I’ll shove that thing in and out of you or any other […]