Don’t tell me what to do, Computer

Who the hell do you think you are, telling me I didn’t eject my USB device “properly”? Bitch, I’ll shove that thing in and out of you or any other computing device any damn way I please. And you know what you’ll do? You’ll like it. and you’ll thank me for the pleasure. -Don’t forget who sits on this side of the keyboard, motherfkker. I turn you on and off. I manipulate and control you. Keep talkin shit and you’ll end up as a discounted “Buy it Now” item on eBay.

Think I’m playin? Give me a reason… better watch yo back, Mac…

*spits on screen*

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