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Do the Impossible! (if you feel like it)
Posted on September 17, 2013 | No CommentsThe difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man’s determination. and the laws of physics. and a few other factors. -but determination is important. Unless there’s something […] -
Why doesn’t anyone want to be an adult anymore?
Posted on September 15, 2013 | No CommentsComing from an adult who is not exactly the embodiment of what adulthood is usually depicted as, I’m all the more baffled and disappointed with humans these days. I suppose […] -
No excuse for Drunks. Poems are not hard.
Posted on September 12, 2013 | No CommentsSeeing this posted on Facebook did not make me react with the intended chuckle but rather, indignant outrage at the lack of effort the implied author-intoxicada is displaying in this… […] -
Bottoming Out on relying on others
Posted on September 11, 2013 | 2 CommentsIt’s been a consistent running gag with me since forever that, after years of it being mostly-satire based on my natural inclination, is calcifying into reality. “I am a rock”, […] -
Lessons to learn from Shaming that girls fiery ass – Richard ToldyaSo
Posted on September 10, 2013 | No CommentsSeveral days after I told you that this viral video was in fact staged, it was not only revealed to have been in fact staged, but on a level I […] -
The New iPhone Controls My Life (2013 edition)
Posted on September 6, 2013 | No CommentsI kind of hate my life because I have an iPhone 5 and know I will not be happy without the new one coming out in a few days. I […] -
I just made this up. Cuz I’m funny.
Posted on September 5, 2013 | No CommentsOne piece of wood floating by an oceanfront gym says to the other “Bro, do you even drift?” -
Bizarre: Attempts to shame others for Liking their own Facebook posts
Posted on September 4, 2013 | No CommentsFor some reason there is an odd cult of people on the Facebookz who feel the need to scold their friends who click the Like link on their own statuses […] -
7 Things to be Thankful for Today:
Posted on September 4, 2013 | No Comments-Puppies -Sunshine -Hitler is dead -Milkshakes -Referring to Wednesday as “hump day” -The fact that there’s air in your lungs and you’re here right now today and able to deal […] -
Just a reminder that humans don’t care about you
Posted on September 2, 2013 | No CommentsText on pictures has much to teach you, young naive fool optimistic about life… and yes, perhaps the hardest lesson to learn of all is the truth about how soul […]