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The best clothes are the type that feel like they’re not there
Posted on May 11, 2012 | No CommentsThe closer they feel like nothing, the better the garment. -
Everybody Hates These Awesome Glasses
Posted on May 10, 2012 | No CommentsI keep forgetting that these sunglasses are more universally hated than Hitler or The Red Sox until the next time I put them on and the world reminds me that they suck. […] -
Cheers, Mofos (+ a great background for your phone!)
Posted on May 9, 2012 | No CommentsI’m all hot-tubbed out for the night, a cool tropical breeze with the smell of flowers to it is blowing through the open balcony, the silk jammies are on and […] -
Reincarnation Invincibility
Posted on May 9, 2012 | No Comments[Live-updated via phone // syndicated from facebook status]: this hippy, kinda milfy woman in the hot tub here just told me that reincarnation is real and it is the reason […] -
LEADERSHIP
Posted on May 8, 2012 | No CommentsLeadership means being the first one to cross a street with no cars coming and show the rest of the people waiting that it is okay to go even though […] -
Making New Friends (Spoiler: the Friends are turtles)
Posted on May 8, 2012 | No Comments4 Sea turtles out here in a secret beach on Oahu’s North Shore today. Being a skilled camera man who knows how to flatter a subject, though somehow hardly ever […] -
Just another Sunday morning at the Office
Posted on May 6, 2012 | No Comments^This was what I posted at first…but… I wasnt entirely honest.. there was more to the picture that I didn’t include… -
Fryin up some hottness
Posted on May 4, 2012 | No CommentsDon’t hate. This is how Papi Rico Bang Bang makes his Yum Yums. Update: i burnt my arms in a sleeveless shirt today and am kindov furious that i wasnt […] -
Frozen Famine of Hawaii
Posted on May 2, 2012 | No Commentswhats that, two 32oz cups of frozen yogurt & banana coconut ice cream? you want me to eat you and not share with anyone? i..well…i mean…i GUESS theres a frozen […]