Everybody Hates These Awesome Glasses

I keep forgetting that these sunglasses are more universally hated than Hitler or The Red Sox until the next time I put them on and the world reminds me that they suck. Well YOU suck.
These sunglasses are AWESOME.

I was just re-reminded by a new batch of onlookers and its only fueling may passion for their douchey awesomeness. PLUS: check THIS out: the very day after the subject was brought up again, a picture of Dwayne and I rocken them (probably shortly after purchasing them to be awesome-twins) resurfaced.
Dwayne is gettin m’urried in the fall and check out the picture his fiance used on their engagement website to depict me:

Hellz ya, boyz! If its good enough for the future Mrs Dwayne then it ought be good enough for the world.

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