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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Between Showers
Thoughts Archive
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Puking for no good reason is such a waste
Posted on July 21, 2021 | No CommentsHey Body. Mind here. Can we talk for a minute about what just happened?… yea. it’s about the puke. I know you think you did the right thing but just […] -
Nickelodeon’s Doug is 30 this year
Posted on January 30, 2021 | No CommentsDoug premiered in 1991 (a year that I was alive in) on Nickelodeon and people on the internet are noting that he is turning 30 years old this year. Except […] -
Geese are mean but easy to defeat in combat
Posted on February 23, 2020 | No CommentsEveryone knows geese are the meanest birds, but I’m proud to say I’ve never been bullied by a goose. First of all: It’s a principalled stance to not let them […] -
What the hell is gum?
Posted on November 12, 2018 | No CommentsWhen was the last time you thought about chewing gum and what in the actual balls it even is? And I don’t mean chemically. We all have access to all […] -
If you refer to “two twins”, how many people are you referring to?
Posted on November 20, 2017 | No CommentsI think a person uttering this phrase is talking about two people. But a twin is two people, so two of them is four people, according to my 3 calculators […] -
Guys. I don’t think it would work out if I had two mouths
Posted on June 3, 2017 | No CommentsI’ve given it a lot of deliberation, and I’m sad to say that I just don’t see it working out. #discuss View this post on Instagram A post shared by […] -
That which doesn’t kill us…
Posted on July 2, 2016 | No CommentsAlways dust yourself off and get right back up again any time you have a discouraging experience. Just remember: “that which doesn’t kill us, only makes us hurt in the […] -
Appreciating the poetic grace of a freshly vacuumed carpet
Posted on January 17, 2016 | No CommentsWhy does a recently vacuumed carpet look so damn clean? The obvious answer is that because it *is* clean, but that doesn’t make any sense if you think about it […] -
Gaps, Overlaps, and other facts of History and Time that hurt my brain
Posted on July 21, 2015 | No CommentsI’ve only recently been able to really visualize the past in color since all the media from bygone times is in black&white or sepia. As a kid I intellectually knew […] -
Happy Valentines Day
Posted on February 14, 2015 | No Comments