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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
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Between Showers
Thoughts Archive
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Facebook is essential because why again?
Posted on September 17, 2007 | No CommentsOriginally posted on my facebook account in the Notes section.. This is what I’ve been missing out on for the past 2 years? this is friggin lame. no wonder facebook […] -
You ever sneezed so hard it hurt your chest?
Posted on September 1, 2007 | No CommentsI have. I didn’t just now, but I have before. I’m writing about it now cuz someone just IMed me and asked me and I thought it was worthy to […] -
I have no idea what “bitter” is
Posted on August 29, 2007 | No CommentsWe learned tastes in first grade. Miss Kleins class at St Joseph. They all made sense except one. Bitter. Wtf is “bitter”? Sweet, Salty, Sour – they all make sense […] -
Snails are stupid
Posted on August 24, 2007 | No CommentsI was on about 648 of my daily 800 laps in my Olympic size pool and came across a snail all tucked in its stupid shell hanging upside down from […] -
“I’m Offended”
Posted on September 12, 2006 | No CommentsI’ve found that when people say they are offended, its usually just that they disagree and since they’re shallow minded narcissists they take the act of someone not agreeing with […] -
The old “too much free time” Burn (that stupid people say)
Posted on May 15, 2005 | 1 CommentThe most persistant passive aggressive slam I get from people who don’t know what to make of me is the “you have too much free time” declaration. For years I didn’t realize […] -
Pizza is hot, but she’s a bitch sometimes
Posted on February 12, 2005 | No CommentsPizza is the only food that can trick me and I never learn. I’m always so excited to shove it in my mouth, I eat it too hott every time […] -
Why are we still brushing our teeth like cavemen?
Posted on October 18, 2003 | No CommentsScrubbing our teeth with bristles on a stick is beyond outdated. It doesn’t solve the problem of flossing and is wide open to error of missing spots or scrubbing too […]