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![Y’all can try to shame girls wearing leggings as pants all you want, but the truth is that if they’re not overweight, they are the best possible pants a human […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Leggings are only “not pants” if you’re fat…")
Leggings are only “not pants” if you’re fat…
Posted on February 19, 2014 | 1 CommentY’all can try to shame girls wearing leggings as pants all you want, but the truth is that if they’re not overweight, they are the best possible pants a human […] -
Everything in California Sucks Except the Geography
Posted on February 11, 2014 | No CommentsCalifornia’s cities may be dirty, but the landscape is so purdy that it makes the crappy urban life seem fine. Success stays beyond your reaches, but have you seen our […] -
The BitchTrust Connundrum
Posted on February 7, 2014 | No CommentsWhen bitches say “trust no bitch”, are they including themselves? If so, then am I to assume they are lying about the trustworthiness of other bitches or just that its […] -
Genius Problemz: Brain Overloadz
Posted on February 6, 2014 | No CommentsYou don’t know the gift of the truth that is contained in the old phrase “ignorance is bliss” until you have a super brain that lives outside of those parameters. […] -
Catching flies
Posted on December 28, 2013 | No CommentsThe phrase “you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar” is a proverb in support of being nice to get what you want instead of being nasty to get […] -
Long hair doesn’t work on men who aren’t celebrities
Posted on December 1, 2013 | No CommentsI think I could grow my hair out to a visually appealing, functional and manageable length, but not without professionals monitoring it constantly. Johnny Depp can do it, Christian Bale […] -
Why doesn’t anyone want to be an adult anymore?
Posted on September 15, 2013 | No CommentsComing from an adult who is not exactly the embodiment of what adulthood is usually depicted as, I’m all the more baffled and disappointed with humans these days. I suppose […] -
Bottoming Out on relying on others
Posted on September 11, 2013 | 2 CommentsIt’s been a consistent running gag with me since forever that, after years of it being mostly-satire based on my natural inclination, is calcifying into reality. “I am a rock”, […] -
The scary truth about Palm Trees
Posted on May 29, 2013 | No CommentsWhile doing the backstroke in my pool just now and looking off into the clouds framed by my neighbors palms, I realized that palm trees are actually just huge dandelions […] -
Skinny-shaming is not a winning strategy…
Posted on May 27, 2013 | No Comments