The scary truth about Palm Trees

While doing the backstroke in my pool just now and looking off into the clouds framed by my neighbors palms, I realized that palm trees are actually just huge dandelions and at any moment Los Angeles could be invaded by hoards of Giants looking to make wishes. I thought you should know.
(Sent from my waterproof-encased iPhone that’s playing music on a floatie with me)

(pictured: Los Angeles, but not my back yard)

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