Thoughts Archive
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![Dating tip for tha ladies: If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards. Actually, the “lower standards” line is for humor. the truth is more like “re-adjust” your standards. […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Tips for Chicks: Have the right standards for dudes")
Tips for Chicks: Have the right standards for dudes
Posted on February 4, 2012 | No CommentsDating tip for tha ladies: If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards. Actually, the “lower standards” line is for humor. the truth is more like “re-adjust” your standards. […] -
Unleashing the C-word
Posted on January 20, 2012 | No CommentsThe question of “whats the problem with calling a bitch a c*nt” was raised today and there is a very important answer… to Americans. It must be used in the […] -
Attention Seekers
Posted on January 19, 2012 | No CommentsUnless i’m missing something here… this is kindov stupid… I dont get it. why would that person care? wouldn’t the more useful thing to say be to the person being […] -
“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger”
Posted on January 14, 2012 | No Comments“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” is only true for bacteria. Thought of this when I had to explain to a friend that you NEVER cut short the […] -
Product Wishlist
Posted on January 9, 2012 | 1 CommentThey should release an updated Oregon Trail game for Xbox or something where you can die of Bieber Fever and have to hunt roaming Kardashians for food. -
Then and Than
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsThe difference matters… -
Clock directing
Posted on December 16, 2011 | No CommentsWhenever someone uses clock-directions to look somewhere i always think they’re telling my fortune or something. “hottie at 3 o’clock” – “well then. i shall set my watch to 3 o’clock and […] -
Magically Delicious and a Prisoner/Friend 4 Lyfe
Posted on December 15, 2011 | No CommentsOf all the magical elves I’ve caught stealing my socks and put in a bird cage in my kitchen as punishment – THIS ones my favorite! I Love You, Plurpy! […] -
Paraphrased Movies: The Notebook
Posted on December 1, 2011 | No Comments“Get in the fkking water you stupid uppity whore. god damn… jk baby. i luv ya even through dementia, but seriously, just jump” – Paraphrase/Summary of The Notebook -
Don’t break the rules. Brake the rules…
Posted on November 15, 2011 | No CommentsEver since using the wrong “brake” in an email in 1999 I have to pause for a second before remembering which one is proper. but out of the deleted file […]
