Thoughts Archive
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![I totally take back everything in my previous blog about being thankful that I can enjoy the luxury of eating Doritos in bed at 1am. I tried going to bed […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/doritos-115x115.gif "Damn underwear chips in bed to hell")
Damn underwear chips in bed to hell
Posted on February 23, 2009 | No CommentsI totally take back everything in my previous blog about being thankful that I can enjoy the luxury of eating Doritos in bed at 1am. I tried going to bed […] -
![I got home tonight at 10pm, when most Los Angeles nights of drinking, sexing and doing coke in the bathroom of that one party you were only kinda invited to, […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Giving thanks for underwear chips in bed")
Giving thanks for underwear chips in bed
Posted on February 21, 2009 | No CommentsI got home tonight at 10pm, when most Los Angeles nights of drinking, sexing and doing coke in the bathroom of that one party you were only kinda invited to, […] -
![The worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/400_jsimpson_lfazio_090126-115x115.jpg "Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships")
Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships
Posted on February 10, 2009 | 1 CommentThe worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – […] -
![I went to a Circuit City a year ago because I needed a circuit breaker. When I couldn’t find where they are, I asked an employee and he said they […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/takemebacktocircuit-115x79.jpg "Circuit City deserved to go out of business")
Circuit City deserved to go out of business
Posted on February 7, 2009 | 1 CommentI went to a Circuit City a year ago because I needed a circuit breaker. When I couldn’t find where they are, I asked an employee and he said they […] -
I think I know why I’m not famous yet
Posted on January 10, 2009 | No CommentsCuz I sabotage myself. Cuz I don’t wanna kill myself. Cuz once I’m a big name, I’ll probably be an even bigger coke and prostitute fiend than I am now […] -
Thought Experiment: A criminal playing the lottery
Posted on January 8, 2009 | No CommentsCheck THIS out btches… A criminal – we’ll use a bank robber for example – playing the lottery.You don’t get it. I know. That’s why I’m here. to explain the […] -
![When you’re on a roadway in your motorcar and you see a sign that says “lane ends”, what do you do? Do you, upon visual intake of such a notice, […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/whymerge.sign_-115x115.gif "Early mergers = suckers")
Early mergers = suckers
Posted on September 14, 2008 | No CommentsWhen you’re on a roadway in your motorcar and you see a sign that says “lane ends”, what do you do? Do you, upon visual intake of such a notice, […] -
Why can’t you just say “blogs” when referring to blogs?
Posted on September 3, 2008 | No CommentsI dont like the word “blogosphere”. I forget why. Oh ya. cuz its lame and unnecessary. It turns a single sylable perfectly encompassing descriptive word into a 3 sylable attempt […] -
Hot cake sales
Posted on May 7, 2008 | No CommentsWhen Hot Cakes sell even better than normal, and their venders wish to use a metaphor to express this… what do they say they are selling like? -
Blacks named Tom
Posted on April 9, 2008 | 1 CommentIt must suck for Black people named Thomas who have siblings that have kids, because they can’t avoid being an “Uncle Tom”. I don’t feel like I’m a brilliant scholar […]
